You lost your leather coat
At a bachelor party last weekend.
It wasn’t at the strip club,
Nudes danced wet on poles.
It wasn’t at the forgotten bar,
La Crosse lines them in rows.
It wasn’t inside of the party bus,
The one with open windows,
The one with a cracking radio…
It was lost, elsewhere between—
For reasons of altruistic motives,
To keep your brother warm.
It was lost in ways unknown.