How to Win the Lottery

I left work a lowly kitchen staffer.

I woke up 400 million dollars happier.


My phone rang.


Then I woke up again, thirsty, tired, alone, and cold…

I woke up, literally, at my apartment, late for work, hungover, disappointed, and stoned.


I woke up and moaned.


My phone kept ringing…


I realized the moral of this situation:

Don’t play the lottery, and you won’t lose a dime or a moment of your time.

Just don’t play…


But exercise your mind.


Be happy about your life.


The dreams we allow ourselves to create with the purchase of just one piece of paper-

We find in due time the Grand Creator.


I answered the phone and found out it was the wrong number…

Twice now, fuck.


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